„Es ist bescheuert, aber es ist so“: In „Mats Hummels auf Parship“ lässt Autor Thomas Brussig den Trainer vom SV Börde auf die Menschheit los.
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So war das bei der Europameisterschaft 1980 in Italien
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„Leben bis Männer“ von Thomas Brussig feiert auch als Theaterstück Erfolge
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Im Zentrum des Fußballmonologes steht Schiedsrichter Uwe Fertig
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