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Bankgeheimnis: Als mein Nachbar den Terminator bezwang

Matthias Maruhn auf der Bank in seinem Garten.

Matthias Maruhn auf der Bank in seinem Garten.

Foto: Ralf Rottmann / FUNKE Foto Services

In Coronazeiten trifft man manchmal in der Nachbarschaft Menschen, die man sonst nie sieht: zum Beispiel Norbert, den Gipfelstürmer.

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Über die Hecke hinweg kommt man ins Quatschen

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Genug Gefahren lauern auch auf halber Höhe

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