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Matthias Maruhn sitzt auf einer Bank im Garten.

Matthias Maruhn sitzt auf einer Bank im Garten.

Foto: Ralf Rottmann / FUNKE Foto Services

Abstand halten, Hände waschen: NRZ-Reporter Matthias Maruhn schreibt von der Bank aus über seine Erlebnisse in schwierigen Corona-Zeiten.

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