Comedy

Der „schwebende Afghane“ Faisal Kawusi begeistert in Moers

Comedian Faisal Kawusi gastierte mit seinem Programm „Anarchie“ am Samstag in der Enni-Eventhalle in Moers.

Comedian Faisal Kawusi gastierte mit seinem Programm „Anarchie“ am Samstag in der Enni-Eventhalle in Moers.

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Moers.  Faisal Kawusi begeistert sein Publikum in der Enni Eventhalle in Moers in einem Comedy-Arts-Special. Auch über Goch hat er etwas zu sagen.

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Wie der Roller unter dem Pizzaboten Kawusi verschwand

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