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Mülheim: Die Partei schickt Rocker Andy Brings ins OB-Rennen

Andy Brings ist OB-Kandidat der Partei in Mülheim.

Andy Brings ist OB-Kandidat der Partei in Mülheim.

Foto: Andy Brings / Brings

Mülheim.  Für einen guten Schluck Satire ist „Die Partei“ immer zu haben: Wie die Politikrebellen mit Andy Brings das Mülheimer Rathaus aufmischen wollen.

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„Wie die SPD“: Partei fand ihren Kandidaten durch Google

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Brings will standesgemäß ins Schloß Broich einziehen

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