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CDU Schermbeck entschuldigt sich – aber nur satirisch

Satire-Autor Mike Rexforth (CDU)

Satire-Autor Mike Rexforth (CDU)

Foto: Johannes Kruck / NRZ

Schermbeck.  Die Christdemokraten reagieren auf „Die Partei“ im für sie eher ungewohntem Stil. Bürgermeister Mike Rexforth wird dabei zum Satire-Autor.

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Limousine des Bürgermeisters?

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